Sunday, September 30, 2007
After work...so sad lahzz...i dismissed very de late!!! =((( anyway todae i celebrate my IBU N AYAH birthdae..basicalli, APPLE~NISHA n KEN~KHAIRUL..we went from Bugis to Tampines to eat SEOULGARDEN!!! My FAVO. place...todae my ex-MDM doris work...isoo miss her very muchiiess...she cuts her hair like Hebe's hairstyle...coolcool=]]] i wish i can cut lahzz bt haha...very de UGLY~~ =((so we r at SEOULGARDEN...b4 tat my frendss haf to break fast...ohyah break fast month...**HARI RAYA PUASA!!!** oso haf me..DARDAR iffah..IBU nisha n AYAH khairul..how dey break fast?? ~~they listen to a broadcast thingy n dey break fast...of coxx they gt sae sth bt i dunno bcoxx of is in malay...anyway...we take a lot of FOOD n eat untilgt SPARE-TYRE...wakaakaa..**anybody's car dun haf tyre i can spare u man!!**lata half-way i n iffah go n take the cake...they[[ibu n ayah]] dunno tat dey buy for eachother cakes..so sweetss, no wanda dey r coupless lahzz..wakaakaa=]] my ibu n ayah lehxx...so we took the cakes n we sang bdae songs for dem...aww!!! thn we ate the cakes..one tiramisu the other is all chocolate...i think ahzz...bt all i noes is tat is vey delicious!!! wakaakaa=]]]lata we went to neoprint n take our beloved photos...we LONGLONG time neber take liiaozz...soo nice lahzz wen we take together...**LAWA sehxx** thn we ard 9pluss go home...MISS THEM SOO MUCHIIESS~~!!!Labels: happy birthday to IBU n AYAH
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Tuesday, September 25, 2007
heyheyhey!!! im back!!!WELCOME!!! ohyah skool starts liiaozz...YESHIIESS...i MISS them[1A03] soo muchiiess...i finalli can see them...ohyah oso we r nO longer kol DCP1A03...we r call DCP1B03...**sounds weird** but nebermind as long as we r together as ONE!!! I miss Mr.Ho soo muchieess too..i had my GEMS module early in the morning...man!!! soo tired!!! the most important ting is tat im ALONE!! bt as fOr my character i will find frendss..heehee=]] yappyapp i found a triple E's student...nOt bad fOr a start...bt im SHY!!! my GEMS course is Love Relations FOR life...i guess...is FUN n interesting bcoxx we gonna deal with it reality...is always find in our daily life...most SHOCKING ting is tat~~MR. RICHARD LIM is my GEMS teacher...i was shocked at first to see him wen he entered the classrm...i was liked he looks familiar and i found out yappyapp he is my ENGINEERING MATHS teacher...**OMG!!! my EM teacher teaches me abt love stuff?!?** i told my classmates abt it n everyone was shocked that he knOes how to teach love thingy n everyone laugh wen i told them abt the methods tat his frendss used to chase his GF...soo oh piang can!!! ENJOY my first GEMS module...NEXT stop...making more frendss...yappyappy **waiiting for a GOOD time**Besides tat todae DR.ANG went to find her GEMS module classrm...is at T21..woohoo soo far lahzz frm T1...nebermind we help together...is FUN n tiring bcoxx we haf to climb the "ER MEI" mountain to reach her destination...all of us...dr.ang, mamee, chiew, darliingx, aunty huifen, juanjuan, alvin n me were persipring n sweating wen we reach the destination...we sat down like 20yrs neber sit down b4...ohman!!! CHAIRS!!! we need it!!!**PITY dr.Ang!!! haf to climb the mountain everytime wen she go for her GEMS for the WHOLE SEMESTER!!!** wen we get to the MRT...i took the long ride **FEEL THE TRACK** i nid AIR-CON...wakaakaa=]]]LOVE THE JOURNEY TODAE!!!~~although is tiring lahzz heeheexx =]]]Labels: WONDERFUL JOURNEY
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Thursday, September 13, 2007
heyheyhey...**coughin**sick ahzz todae!!! =((((haizz is okiiess juss seen a doctor...cannot go out wif my secondary school frendss i miss them soo muchiiess lahzzz thn gib me this STUPID sickness tat cannot let me meet them..=(((well...The doctor saes tat im juss hafin tummy flu...sadsad neber take care of my body well...tmr still haf to work...OH haf to be in HIGH-SPIRIT!!! yeah right!!! okiiesss back to my sicky dae..i went to Kovan n see my beloved doctor...yappyapp she is helpful she gave me medicine n ask me to take three times a dae...i was thinking...WOW~~~ i LONG time neber eat medicine liiaozzz...i dunno how it taste like..just now ate my medicine...at first i look at it is like PEPSI colour **black lahzz** thn wen i taste it...i tot is sweet...dey bluff me..is sour n minty taste...**eww!!!** boh pianzz i haf to drink it all...haaiizz wishes everyone haf a healthy body...take care of urself if not u will end up like me...thn i went back home...i check my result...YEAH!!!Material In Practice..................................................A [Excellent]Basic Maths................................................................A [Excellent]Analytical and Physical Chemistry.........................B [Good]Applied Electrical and Electronics........................B+ [Very Good]Character Development.........................................B+ [Very Good]Critical and Reasoning Skills..................................D+ [Good Pass]Chemical Process Principles A...............................D+ [Good Pass]so in the end i PASS every subject...yesh!!! I got GPA 3.1...coolcool im gonna do well for my upcoming semester...**CAN WE FIX IT?? YES WE CAN!!!** oh oso DCP1A03 will become DCP1B03...sounds weird bt is still us...our friendships will neber change...yappyappy=]] miss them soo muchiiess...=]]] oh worst of all..NGYUENLING is my CPPB teacher next semester...i tot will neber see her againn...**holly man!!!** praise the lord!!! hope tat our CPPB= Chemical Process Principles B will pass wif flying colours in her hands...=]]]**for my message:: GET WELL SOON!!! same appliess for those pple who r ill**i dun like to fall sick................Labels: I AM SICK
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Sunday, September 9, 2007
todae is HIGH school musical 2 man~!!!ENJOY n LOVE IT lotsslotss!!!Be sure u catch it!!!Labels: HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2
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Thursday, September 6, 2007
Part 1:Japanese tourist hail a taxi at Orchard Rd & asked the taxi-driverto send him to Changi Airport.On the way, a car zoomed by, the Japanese tourist responded 'Ohhhhhhh ! TOYOTA ! Made in Japan ! Very fast !'.Then another car zipped by, he said 'Ohhhhhhh ! NISSAN ! Made inJapan ! Very fast !'& another speed by, he said' Ohhhhhhhh! Mitsubishi! Made in Japan ! Very fast !' At the meantime, the taxi-driver is getting very frustrated & sick ofthe Japanese tourist.Upon reaching Changi Airport, he said '$50 please!'The Japanese tourist was shocked & argued' Why soexpensive? it's only a short distance'in which the Taxi-driver replied 'Ohhhhhhhh ! Taxi-meter! Made in Japan ! Very fast !'Part 2:All about Ah Beng (Act 1)Ah beng to a long-distance telephone operator :'COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Singapore AND LAS VEGAS?'Operator: 'JUST A MINUTE...'
Ah beng: 'THANK YOU,' AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE. (Act 2)At a bar in New York, the man to Ah beng's left tells thebartender,'JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE.' and his companion says,
'JACK DANIELS, SINGLE.'The bartender approaches Ah beng and asks, 'AND YOU,SIR?' Ah beng replies: 'Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED.' (Act 3)After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quitesometime, Ah beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. 'It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT,' Ah beng brags. 'FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG.' the friend exclaims.'YOU ARE A FOOL'.Ah beng replies, 'SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS.'. (Act 4) Ah Beng took part in the Singapore Manhunt Competition. During the Q&A segment, the host asks, 'Name a drink that begins with the letter 'G'.' The crowd shouts,'Gin! Gin!'. Others exclaim, 'No, its Grape Juice!' Another smart aleck yells, 'Alamak, Gatorade!' Host : 'Quiet please.' Ah Beng laughs hysterically like a hyena before replying, 'C'mon man, you think I need their help? I got more oliginal answer : 'Gu ni!'(cow milk in hokkien) (Act 5) One day in a language school in Australia. Teacher : All right, now I'd like you to make a sentence using thewords GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. Who'd like to try ? A student raised his hand. It was Kukoya from Japan. Kukoya : Early this morning, I looked out the window, I saw theGREEN grass and PINK roses in the garden. I went outside and I feel the warm YELLOW sunlight around me Teacher : Not bad. Okay, who's next? Another student raised his hand. It was Ah Beng from Singapore. Ah Beng : I try! I try. Can aaah? Teacher : No, no, no..., not you Ah Beng : Aaaiiyaaa... let me try lah... I can do lah... you think
I'm stupid meeh..?Teacher : Okay, okay.. go ahead Ah Beng : This morning I heard the phone GREEEEEN...GREEEEEN... I PINK up and I said YELOOOOW?'
(Act 6) Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it when he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries. Soon after, he become very irritated and called the computer retailer for support. Ah Beng : 'I pressed the 'F1' key for help... but it's been over half an hour & still nobody has come to help me....
(Act 7) In an English class:Teacher: 'Class, do you know the meaning of parents?'Ah Beng: 'Yes, teacher, it means father and mother' Teacher: 'Good. Can you give me an example?' Ah Beng: 'Sure. Cowboy's parents means cowboy'sfather and mother. Also can say Cowboy's father is Cow Pay (father) &Cowboy's mother is Cow Boo (mother).So together we say Cow Pay Cow Boo (KPKB)' (Make hell lot of fuss in Hokkien dialect.) The teacher fainted. (Act 8) Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, 'I was ironing a shirt and the phone ringlor - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So kena (got it in Malay) lor!' 'Oh Dear!' the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. 'But.. what happened to the other ear?' 'That stoopid dumbo called back!' (Act 9) Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends? Because below 18 was not allowed.(Act 10) Ah Beng went to a Bank in one district at New York. He wanted to place his deposit, when he met a customer service there then asked interest rate : 'How much is the flower in this Bank, madame' Customer service : ....??!! (Act 11) One evening, Ah Beng and Ah Seng went to a lounge and requested the DJ to play the song 'Ah Cheng Buey Lo Ti' (Means : AhCheng buys bread in Hokkien). The DJ told them they only played English songs and asked them torequest another song.They were upset and complained to the manager that theDJ was insulting them. After many hours of calming them down, the manager found out they were actually requesting the Righteous Brothers' song,'Unchained Melody'. (Act 12) Ah Beng bought a Honda VTI recently and drove to Ah Lian's place to show it to her.So there Ah Beng was, telling and bragging the various functions of his new car to his girlfriend. 'This is ah, so fast even the Mata Chia cannot catch ah!' 'Ha! Really ah!!! Steady lah!' said Ah Lian. 'Somemore hor, this is Automatic one, vely easy to drive!' So Ah Lian said, 'Let me try! I wan, I wan!' So Ah Lian took the driver's seat and shifted the gear and flooredthe accelerator.The next moment, the car sped backwards and crashed into the lamp-post. 'Alamak! What are u doing?!!! U Siao Char Bo! U see lah!!! Wah Piang eh!' screamed Ah Beng. 'Solee, solee, pai sah lah! No lah, I tot hor, 'R' for racing mah!'* (Act 13) One day, two Ah Lians got into a lift from the 20thstorey of a building and wanted to get down to the ground floor.As they looked at the dial, they could see the number 20 down tonumber 2. It was then followed by a G.As they were not English-educated, they were puzzled and really had no idea what does the letter G mean.Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and hit G.When they finally reached the ground floor, the other Ah Lian was so impressed and asked the first Ah Lian, 'Wow, how you know one?' The first Ah Lian reply smugly, 'Easy lah.. G for Gero mah...'
Let the good times roll.........
Part 3:
Q1) Ah Mei's dad has 7 wives. The 5th and 7th are Africans. Guess Chinese idiom.
A1) Wu Qi Ma Hei
Q2) There's a party in the forest. Who didn't get to eat the cake!?!
A2) GRASS because Cao Mei Dan Gao
Q3) Ah bao was murdered! However, the police quickly found the killer. Who was it?
A3) Ah Dou because Dou Sha Bao
Q4) Xiao Bai and Da Bai are bros. As Xiao Bai grows older, he looks more and more like his bro. Guess a Chinese idiom.
A4) Zhen Xiang Da Bai
Q5) Osama, Bush , Blair and Saddam play mahjong. Who will win first ??
A5) Saddam Hussein because Saddam Hu Xian
Q6) What's the panda's 2 biggest wishes?
A6) i. Get rid of dark eyes ring
ii.Taking colour photo
Q7) Who will pick up the dumpling (ba zhang) on thefloor ?
A7) Xiang Long because Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang
Q8) There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible?
A8) The one without the rubber
Q9) Xiao Ming drinks milk to grow up. What does Da Ming drink?
A9) Alcohol because Jiu Yang Da Ming
Q10) Which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest?
A10) "Lux" Super Rich
Q11) What did Batman say when he fell down?
A11) Painful Sia... (Bian fu sia)Thats all for the dae hope it brighten u up=]]]Labels: Just For Laugh
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Monday, September 3, 2007
heyheyhey...todae went out wif my classmates!!! went to sentosa!!! i took alot of pictures but i cudnt upload due to sth worng wif my phone on uploading into the com...haha nvm about tat it will be done soon...ASAP...i took alot of beautiful pictures lehxx...soo haf to wait lahzz...gd things owaes at the back u knoe u knoe...wakaakaa=]]]we met at 10am...we ate sth first was hungry lahzz...thn we headed by BUS from harbour front to sentosa...we thn took the mini long bus...i dunno wad it call lahzz...to the beaches...we played sand n the guyss played ballss..is until suddenly it started to pour...OMG!!! our sentosa visit n FUN...**ruined!!!** =((( nvm thn lata we went to the toilet...i played water wif chiewchiew n tangtang...just like a little kid soo much fun...but i accidentally hurt myself without knowiing but i dun care bcoxx FUN is more concentrated tat time...i mean wen u haf fun u will forget everything...**SERIOUS** lata wen the mini long bus came all of us chiong to the bus...thn poor tangtang n computer[pangching] haf to stand bcoxx they do not haf seats to sit due to the wetness...they sae tat they look like a STATUE of LIBERTY...juss tat both of them r singaporeans statue of liberty...interesting so all tourist realli haf to cum to singapore bcoxx u can see these statues of liberty moving in-front of u...=]]]thn we went to vivo city n chill out...we went to long john silver to dine in...the service is damm poor man!! especialli the one taking my order...i dunno wad's in her attitude??? i forgotten her name...sth mei...nvm juss make sure she dun come near me or she will see her skin hanging in long john silver...not pighead worxx...useless..wakaaka=]]] soo lata i met my daughter EUNICEat Bugis...i brought her to esplanade as for me lahzz...i like the view there is soo claming n refreshing...i clam myself down with all the stress that i had...i told her tat if u haf any prob juss sae it out dun keep to urself okiiess...she told me all the prob...i juss told her **JUST BELIEVE IN YOURSELF** realli is all about u believe in yourself...=]]] **WATCH DISNEY CHANNEL...u will learn a lot a lotxx** is still gd to watch APPROPRIATE cartoons...i took this pictures of esplanade...is a very GOOD view...Labels: sentosa visit wif DCP1A03 rockers
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Saturday, September 1, 2007
Todae is HAPPY TEACHERS' DAE yohxx...yesterdae went to see my teachers...they r still young lahzz...wakaakaa=]]] some became more handsome n pretty while others r haahaa fortunate...i miss them all~~~At the same time...heeheexx...2nd month with my BEE...he waited for me after work...we took MRT back home...although we didnt go anywhere but i felt happy too bcoxx he was beside me n owaes be there for me weneva i nid him..he bought me a shirt and he oso bought himself a shirt same design worx...he bought it in SnK...**soo sweet lahzz** wen we going for a date we will wear it...coolcool=]]] im very happy!!!i love him wen he is shy, wen he sa jiao n oso wen he is worried about me...there's one time wen i came out frm the pool table..i went to the toilet...thn i just being playful ran away without telling him im gone...so he was calling me for 5 times..i didnt pick up the phone...**im very bad!!!** thn i told him that i was in-front...he came up to me n look at me with his angry eyes...i saw his eyes like waterywatery like tat...i was shocked...i became very guilty n i kept quiet very quiet...i reflect on wad i haf done is TOTALLI WRONG!!! i sae sorry to him n he said tat next time dun do it again...he FORGIB me...OMG~~i shouldnt be too playful..this teaches me a lesson learn to be serious at times...i HUG him tightly n i cried **touched mahzz** i mean im realli touched by his action...he hugged me n sae tat he was very afraid that im gone or vanished...he didnt knoe wad to do...After this incident i found that he is one n only guy that treat me realli gd n nice...OMG!!! i cant live without him man!!! AHH~~wen u found someone who truly LOVES u...rmb to cherish him/her =]]]Labels: the second month of our lives
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